The Fear of Churn

The Fear of Churn

churn monster costume gif

It’s the scariest time of the year – Q4! Will your CS team end the year smiling or sobbing?


Here at ChurnZero, we fear churn. And when you fear churn, you fight churn. In honor of Halloween, we asked our own Customer Success team to dig deep into their most frightful memories of customer churn and tell us:

Which churn monster do you fear most and why?

And then we had a costume contest!

UNLUCKY

Peter chose Unlucky so he could wear cat ears. But also, what do you do when the customer is trying so hard – and they mean well – but everything keeps going wrong? Is it Karma? Are they cursed? It can feel so hard to resolve all the issues, but when you finally do, it’s glorious!

Peter- Unlucky Churn Monster
Peter Watt, Team Lead, Implementation and Support

 

CHAMPIONLESS  

Naomi finds the lack of a champion downright frightening. Why the fear? It’s distressing when you know the customer is a great fit for your product, they just don’t have a strong or consistent person to lead the charge. There is so much potential, if only they would own it!

Naomi - Championless Churn Monster
Naomi Aiken, Team Lead, Customer Success

GHOSTED

Bora chose Ghosted because she looks great in a cape and her favorite color is purple. Win-win. She now wears this to our office daily. MIA customers are a fun challenge for Bora—she has an arsenal of tactics to creatively get their attention and bring them back from the dead.

Bora - Ghosted Churn Monster
Bora Lee, Team Lead, Customer Success Operations

STUCK

Morgan gets chills when thinking about Stuck because, being on the Implementation team, she is all too familiar with customers getting stuck in the process. It can be a challenging situation, but also a rewarding one when you can help a customer get out of the rut! And she wanted to impress us all with her arts and crafts skills by making a fence out of spray-painted cardboard.

Morgan - Stuck Churn Monster
Morgan Carson, Implementation Specialist

 

CHEATER

There is nothing more shocking and horrifying than a Cheater, says Chase. In life and in CS. Sometimes you have a gut feeling that a customer is being courted by one of your competitors, but other times it’s a complete shock as your competitor is often spouting false information to win the deal and hit their quota. And a huge bummer! Both to you in the short-term and your valued customer in the long-term.

Chase - Abby Churn Monster
Chase Tinkham, Customer Success Manager

ACQUIRED

An unknown situation is quite eerie at times, says Lucas. And when a customer is acquired you often don’t know how it will affect your relationship with them. Will it lead to upsell? Will it lead to churn? Talk about losing sleep…

Lucas - Acquired Churn Monster
Lucas Farley, Customer Success Manager

DISENGAGED

Abby had a Gumby costume laying around so this was a great opportunity to put it to use again. She seeks regular opportunities to wear it. Abby fears a disengaged customer because she knows the great things that can be accomplished when a customer puts in the work (please please!). When a disengaged customer won’t talk to her she likes to…wait, are you still there? Hello? Hello? Oh, the horror!

Abby - Disengaged Churn Monster
Abby Hammer, Chief Customer Officer

KNOW IT ALL

No one likes working with a smarty-pants who thinks they know more than you. Bri finds a Know it All quite ghastly, but not impossible. As a CSM we must approach the customer with special care, and sometimes soothe their ego, to win them over.

Bri - Know It All Churn Monster
Bri Adams, Customer Success Manager

MANIC

Scott chose Manic because, as part of our Support team, he knows the haunting feeling of an all-over-the-place customer who you need to reel in. It’s going to be okay. Scott is here to help.

Scott - Manic Churn Monster
Scott Polidoro, Customer Support Representative 

SLACKER

Being on the implementation team, Akoye feels the haunting chills of slackers past. You know the feeling, when you are giving the customer all the information (and encouragement!) to succeed, you just need them to roll out of bed and get to work.

Akoye - Slacker Churn Monster
Akoye Gamory, Implementation Specialist 

 

ABANDONED

Sometimes a customer is just… lost. And Matt knows what to do! As part of our support team, he battles this monstrous beast with his quick wit, friendliness, and TLC approach. This customer needs love, and Matt is there with open arms.

Matt - Abandoned Churn Monster
Matt Schlosser, Technical Customer Support Representative


And in case you were wondering who won the churn monster costume contest…it was our Implementation and Support Team Lead, Peter Watt, who dressed up as the Unlucky churn monster. How very lucky for him! 😉

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How to Get 20/20 Foresight for Your 2020 Customer Success Planning

2020 Customer Success planningWednesday, November 6, 2019
2:00 – 3:00 PM EST


As we are now in Q4, the high-pressure budget and strategy planning season is officially underway in SaaS organizations around the globe.

Customer Success teams are on the hook to finish out the year strong, perform Quarterly Business Reviews (QBRs), determine and refresh key performance indicators (KPIs) for the new year, finalize budgets – and most importantly ensure their customers are successful going into the new year.

To help you and your team with this arduous process, please join our panel-style webinar to hear advice on:

  • End-of-year retention and upsell efforts
  • Analyzing performance for 2020 forecasting
  • Customer Success operations planning
  • Budgeting and getting buy-in for resources

 

2020 Customer Success Leader Panel


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