10 Punny Customer Success Jokes

While we all love our jobs and work very hard, sometimes we need to take a mental break. It’s been proven that laughter has positive effects like enhancing your immunity, oxygen intake, creativity, memory and overall well-being.

So without further ado, please enjoy these punny Customer Success jokes, and share them with a friend or colleague.

1) Why did the customer get lost?
Because, he took a wrong churn!

2) How many CSMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None – they automated it.

3) What did the CSM dress up as for Halloween?
A damsel in success!

4) What’s a CSMs favorite boy band?
One Retention.

5) Why did the CSM give their customer a crown?
Because, they became part of the Loyal Family.

6) What’s a pirate’s favorite Customer Success KPI?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (annual recurring revenue…)

7) Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting customer.
Interrupting customer who–
Can you help me…

8) Why did the CSM fall in love?
Because, beauty is in the eye of the Promoter.

9) What did one Detractor say to the other Dectractor?
Hey, you wanna get out of here?

10) What is the difference between an ignorant customer and an apathetic customer?
Don’t know and don’t care.

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